Thursday, May 5, 2011

I'm sorry your apologies please

So what the hell is it with people in the world?! Has it become a standard rule that no one can say , oh I am so sorry. I was wrong! I am sorry I thought you had done something completely incorrect. But hell know, when you are accused of doing something wrong but due to information, this jack nut forgot to take into account complete exonerated you, is there an apology? Fuck no!!! Why is that, isn't that what being an adult and a professional means? To have some integrity and humility in certain situations despite if you are wrong or right?

Well, I am sorry for you sir! I do have the integrity and the humility to offer my Apologies to you, I am sorry you are a fuck stick who really knows shit about shit!!!

My Regards to the world

Monday, April 25, 2011

Happy Birthday

Well today is my Birthday, do I feel older and wiser? Hell no! Actually as I have gotten older I have discovered that there is still more wrong with me, baggage carried over a lifetime, and physical issues begin to present themselves as well. My body is becoming a bowl of rice krispies...snap crackle and POP.

Life keeps coming at you and I begin to realize my Arsenal is not as equipped to deal with it as I thought was, I damn sure are finding it harder to wield my weaponry at life successfully! How to teach my kids how to handle life successfully when I feel like I am still failing at it.

Birthdays are important days, reminders thY you have become no older, less successful and damn sure less effective in you life. So, here's to Birthdays, an ever present reminder they really allows us to look at our lives and take stock of the poor choices, ideas and actions of your past and to look forward to better ones

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The circle of life....

The circle of life was discovered today...in the form of a roller rink and a six year olds birthday party.

Gliding across the floor wind in your hair weaving between the little kids, or maybe you were the one who escorted a three year old across the rink, rolling very slow trying to keep your balance all the while trying not to let the three year old fall.

What a day, what an awesome day. A day where six year olds got to be a little more grown up an well, a day where grown ups got to be a kid. Both side by side on wheels rolling along having fun together. For at least two hours, everyone, despite their age found the fun inside them.

It been a while since I posted, but to my,surprise, some people told me they missed the posts...that's guys

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A funny thing happened on the way to the lake 22 years ago!

So there was a period in my past where I was what I thought, was "really" into mountain biking...not so much. I love riding, and have done so in the recent past. But not so much on trails and backwoods. Anyway, on to the lake I go with three of my really good friends to a local lake area that is known for great trails and great off road adventures. Spring break is here, we are packed and convoying east for a weekend of fun. One of us have a really horrible cold but soldiers on cause it promises to be a great time. Fast forward to the campsite, one of us is drugged on cold medicine, and the rest drunk on beer. The, the snow comes, light snow thats all an we decide to hit the tents to get some rest for our early morning jaunts. At this moment we realize one of our friends did not bring the tent heater, "why would we need it, it is spring break he says.... besides we are men, we can tough it out legitimate argument, I agree. All I remember s that at some point in the night I wake up completely frozen to the bone, so much so that I sneak out to sleep in my car, heater on full blast, I am a man, and a warm one at this point. Not long after this my manhood was re-established amongst the group when I was awoken to a knock at the door of my car. One of the other friends was begging to me in my warm bliss. I stretched out in the rear of the S-10, he in the front passenger seat...

By morning, we all traded in our manhood for a seat in a warm idling vehicle, 2 feet of snow and ice on the ground and high school kids screaming across the campground and chopping at a park tree...

what were they doing? one of them were chopping down a tree to build a fire to cook the goose, another kid was chasing around the campground with a very huge rock, no boulder. A rock so large he can almost not hold it up over his head as he walks fastly behind this honking creature tossing the rock at it.

Our trip was cut short due to weather, it ended up that these kids had come out to the lake to spend the entre week there over spring break, without any supplies, no tents, sleeping bags, FOOD. Nothing. We offered them what was left of ours, before we left.

We even gave a ride to one of them to a pay phone, to call for a ride. Yes, they had no car, he had to call his Dad to come get them early. One thing that didn't make sense to us, not that the hunting and gathering techniques and lack of supplies made absolutely no sense to us sure, but that he was so concerned with getting to a phone to call his Dad to come get him. As a parent, with surprise snow and ice overnight, wouldn't you just go get them...

Can ya dg it? I know you can and will!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Drive By

Is it always a race through traffic to get where you are ging for everyone? I feel like everytime we all leave the house, we are speeding towards the checkered flag!
Everyone Driving By one another just to cut them off...turning out into traffic because you can't wait another few seconds for me to get passed your intersection, then drive under the speed limit and obstruct traffic causing more people to drive out and around everyone else passing each other by...can I get a caution flag?

Dig it?! I know you can and I know you will

The Heat is on!

Here we are deep into the heat of summer. As usual, I am not having a love affair with the weather. You see 100 degrees and 300 pounds is not a good combonation...for any of us.

However, it is the pre-curser for the best time of year, Autum...Fall.NFL season, Holidays!!!

Keep cool, we will sweat our way out of the situation.

Dig it, I know you can and I knew you would

Friday, July 2, 2010

We need a holiday

Why d
o people feel it necessary to justify their actions with ridiculous reasons?? What's worse is then you have to pretend to accept their reasoning."oh it won't be that busy, it is the day before a holiday. Am I just suppose to say okay, everyone but us two can take off there won't be a bit of work to do. Guess what?? Surprise, it was busy! The organization may have been slower than usual, but when there is only two people to do the work of six people....guess what it busy for us two. Bastards, enjoy the Fucking holiday, scurry out of the building like rats on a sinking ship. I was called a cry baby this week, humorously by,a coworkers...nope just a realist! He didn't work today either. Don't misunderstand my point here, the point is, take off, let whoever you want off, just don't dress it it up all,nice and expect me to believe it, remember realist here. Just tel me to shut the duck up and get to work!

I'm out..have a great and safe rammed holiday!!

Chris
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