Drive By

Is it always a race through traffic to get where you are ging for everyone? I feel like everytime we all leave the house, we are speeding towards the checkered flag!
Everyone Driving By one another just to cut them off...turning out into traffic because you can't wait another few seconds for me to get passed your intersection, then drive under the speed limit and obstruct traffic causing more people to drive out and around everyone else passing each other by...can I get a caution flag?

Dig it?! I know you can and I know you will

The Heat is on!

Here we are deep into the heat of summer. As usual, I am not having a love affair with the weather. You see 100 degrees and 300 pounds is not a good combonation...for any of us.

However, it is the pre-curser for the best time of year, Autum...Fall.NFL season, Holidays!!!

Keep cool, we will sweat our way out of the situation.

Dig it, I know you can and I knew you would

We need a holiday

Why d
o people feel it necessary to justify their actions with ridiculous reasons?? What's worse is then you have to pretend to accept their reasoning."oh it won't be that busy, it is the day before a holiday. Am I just suppose to say okay, everyone but us two can take off there won't be a bit of work to do. Guess what?? Surprise, it was busy! The organization may have been slower than usual, but when there is only two people to do the work of six people....guess what it busy for us two. Bastards, enjoy the Fucking holiday, scurry out of the building like rats on a sinking ship. I was called a cry baby this week, humorously by,a coworkers...nope just a realist! He didn't work today either. Don't misunderstand my point here, the point is, take off, let whoever you want off, just don't dress it it up all,nice and expect me to believe it, remember realist here. Just tel me to shut the duck up and get to work!

I'm out..have a great and safe rammed holiday!!

Chris
Sent from my Android, no these are not the Droids you seek.

Did you find everything you needed?

Why can't you just pay for something anymore? Why all of a sudden are you required to give business you zip code, or do you have store credit card you would like to pay with? If not do you have a discount card, email acount, phone number, want to join our biethday club, reward points account..
How about this....just let me fuckin pay for what ever i 'was' interested in when i came hell in hear!!! JESUS, i come in, get what I want, I pay you and leave. The process is long enough when you get into the wrong line, or some idiot needs a price check, or some penny pincher has more coupons than items! I DO NOT NEED THE CASHIER CONTRIBUTING AS WELL. Ring it up and shut up!!!!

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

Cinderfella, Cinderfella, Every day its Cinderfella...

So i get a text message from my wife the yesterday, no big deal, I get several from her everyday. However this one had one of the most awesome photos attached to it. Standing in the middle of our living room was my son, dressed in evening wear! He had found my daughter's cinderella dress and had it one. Oh how I laughed, he had the biggest smile on his face, he was so proud of himself. I asked my Wife later how he cam to wear it? She told me not only had he been wearing the dress, but had the tiara on as well, he and my Daughter were out in the driveway running around, playing tag. My daughter even took time out to show him how to hold the dress up while he ran as not to fall, she is always so thoughtful! I have a wonderful family, they make me laugh and love them so much more everyday. I just hope they know that these situations could end up as yearbook photos or graduation photos. Oh yea! Sweet torture....

Whether he dates Cinderella, Snow White or....Prince Charming, it will be shown to his future significant others.

Ride On

Amazing how things can change just like that. In the midst of a conversation, my boss is leaving is leaving the fourth. Whwre does that leave us? Opportunity knocking? Alas no, they have no plans to replace him. Still stuck, at the dead end, awaiting construction to develop a path...a path that I can continue upon! Still stuck, no path...no belief or faith that with very minimal training I could excel at the next level. Which way should I go?! I have no further path to travel here

Ride on

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

Won't you be my Neighbor?

My house is located in a cul-de-sac, my backyard is adjacent to several other neighbors’ backyards and we all share a fence line. Everyone respects one another’s yards, we wave, make small talk. The usual neighborly exchanges. As you have guessed to this point, there is the exception! An older women, in her 60's who I have found constantly at my fence, well her fence too, but have found this bitch at my fence numerous times feeding my dogs, giving them treats, molesting them! Then has the nerve to call the older of the two dogs Barkley! Our older dogs, though the pain in the ass she may be, does tend to bark at people she does not know...hmmm strange lady at our fence ALL THE FUCKING time? Does that qualify? I think the ole og is justified. Then she has a daughter who is about my age who swings through a few times a week with her mutt, oh...the ole bag has since gotten a dog since we have been here, and let me tell you...it never shuts the hell up!!! EVER! So then I have both of them at my fence molesting our dogs, hanging their dogs over the fence for our dogs and theirs to get to know one another. Where's the neighborly etiquette with these two bitches?! All week long I have let my dogs out, they come to the fence start their bull shit and I have to bring them in. This has gone on for almost four years. So I know what your thinking, and for those of you who know me...you are thinking to yourself, he hasn't said anything to them yet?! Well, this past Thursday I did! I politely asked the Daughter, as she was the only one out, to please leave our dogs alone....we should not have to worry about letting our dogs out in our own backyard...blah blah blah. Now keep in mind, the daughter is my age or older, maybe forty? Now I stuck to the neighborly etiquette I and my other neighbors...who by the way have never even acknowledged my dogs, so graciously show one another and remained polite, thanked them for there interest in the dogs and walked away. This whore, tells me to go “Fuck myself”, looked at her dogs and said “let’s go inside, Dick here doesn't want us touching his dogs!" I apologized again for the inconvenience, and she stomps off up her deck and exclaims "I'm gonna go tell my Mom!" Really? WTF! Are we ten years old!! Fucking whores.

So, won't you be my neighbor?

Please!